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Humour Witty SMS Hindi Shayari

Rang laati hai Hina ,pathar pe pis jaane ke baad
Mohabaat yaad aati ,hai Mit jaan ke bad
Vo tera bar bar balon mein haath Ghumana
kabhi Oil lagao balon mein, nahane ke baad [...]

Punjabi Santa Drinking joke sms message

Punjabi Santa Drinking joke sms message
Santa was travelling in an international flight
Drinks were served on flight and santa opted for whiskey
Air hostess asked “water or Soda ?”
Santa Replied “nothing ”
After 5-6 shots of drinks, Air hostess asked ” Sir ,Why do not you add something with whiskey”
Santa Replied ” Ji itna paani to moonh [...]

Santa Banta Drinks Joke Chutkule Doctor Joke

Santa and Banta are sitting on a bar stool. Banta starts to insult Santa. He screams, “Main teri Maan ke saath Sota hoon!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the Banta will do.

Santa again yells, ““Main teri Maan ke saath Sota hoon!” [...]

Newest Love SMS text messages For India in Hindi English

Jab se dekha hai maine tujhe,

dil mein bas tera hi khayaal rehta hai,

tujhse milne ki chaah mein,

har pal ye dil beqaraar rehta hai.

Dil se dil yun juda nahi hote,

log kisi pe yun hi fida nahi hote.

Pyar se achhi to dosti hi hai,

kyonki dost kabhi bewafa [...]

Santa banta SMS Chutkule

Ek Bar Santa ko bottle me jin Mila.Santa ne bottle kholi to
jin Bola -kya hukum hai mere aaqa
Santa-Mere Bank Account mein 50 Crore Rs Deposit kara do aur katrina Kaif se Shaadi kara do
Jin:Aaqa hukm karein bakwas [...]

Santa SMS FUN ENGLISH SMS HINDI SMS INDIA

Why does Santa has T.G.I.F. written on his shoes?
Toes go in first.

How did Santa explain how his helicopter crashed?
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.

Santa : I was born in the Punjab
Banta : Oh really, what part?
Santa : [...]

Santa Banta Chutkule Jokes For SMS Cell Phone

Why Was Santa Denied coffee break in office ?
It takes too long to re-train him .

How do Santa’s brain cells die?
Alone

Why did the Santa get 17 other people together to see a movie?
Because “under 18″ was prohibited.

Why was the Santa happy when he finished the [...]

Fresh Santa banta SMS jokes

Santa,banta dono bhai same class me they
Teacher:Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?
Brothers: Madam tusi Fir kahoge Ki nakal maar li

It’s with tremendous sadness that I report a Santa has lost 95% of his brains….yes, his wife just died.

Santa was driving down the highway [...]

Santa Banta Hindi SMS

Santa Banta Hindi SMS Friends Fun SMS

Banta apna mobile samundar ke
pani me phekakar bolta hai,
“Aja, upar aja”.
His friend asked,
“Pani me se upar kaise ayega?”.
banta- Kyo nahi ayega, DOLPHIN hai.

Santa: Oye Kya Kr Raha He?
Banta: Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hon!
Santa: Wo Kyu?
Banta: Wo Jab Bada Ho JayeGa, Us Se is ka [...]

New Santa banta SMS to send to Friends

New Santa banta SMS to send to Friends
Q: Why couldn’t the Santa write the number ELEVEN?
A: He couldn’t figure out which one to write first.

Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske [...]

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