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Santa Banta and Watch Dogs SMS Message joke
Santa was Visiting his friend Banta who had acquired two new dogs.
Santa Asked ,” what are the names of these Dogs”
Banta Replied that one was named HMT and one was named Titan .

Santa said, “Very Weird names of dogs like that?”

“Shut Up Santya” answered [...]

Santa ka Challan SMS Witty joke

Santa was speeding in a car when he was stopped by a police officer

Police officer asked very nicely if he could see driving license license.

Angry Santa Shouts back, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday another Cop took my license and then aaj tu [...]

Santa Playing Cricket SMS Message Mobile Fun Masti

Santa Singh was Selected as Opening Batsman For Indian Team .

Ist match was with pakistan in Islamabad.Santa started Playing well and in no time he made 32 runs on 18 balls.He was now ready to face Shoab Akhtar .Score of team India was 48 without loss .

One next [...]

Computer Geek Santa SMS Mobile message Fun
Santa Singh was software engineer in a multinational company

During his company’s periodic password audit, Santa was found to be using this password:

MickaHappyBantaHarwinderBalwinderDelhiHarjinder

When he was asked why he had such a long password, he said, “The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long [...]

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Funny Santa Banta Sms Joke
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One day John walked into this bar. he walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think I’m the most intelligent man in the world’ and it sucked him in.

The next day Clinton walked into the bar. He walked [...]

Santa Banta Jokes Fun SMS in an elevator

Santa Banta and happy the trio were in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help [...]

Santa Witty SMS Cop Santa
Cop Santa stops motorist Banta and asks for hisdriving license.

Banta scuffles around in his purse and can’t find it. He says to the Santa, “I must have left it at home officer.”

Santa says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” Banta Check the car again, and finds a pocket [...]

Scientist Santa and other Santa Banta indian jokes SMS

Chemistry Teacher: Can you give me the formula for water?
Santa: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Chemistry Teacher: Where did you get an idea like that?
Santa: You told us the other day it was H to O.

Teacher: Who were the first human beings?
Santa: Adam and Eve.
Teacher: And what nationality were they?
Santa: Indian, [...]