Santa Witty SMS Cop Santa
Cop Santa stops motorist Banta and asks for hisdriving license.
Banta scuffles around in his purse and can’t find it. He says to the Santa, “I must have left it at home officer.”
Santa says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” Banta Check the car again, and finds a pocket mirror.
He looks at it and says to the Santa, “All I have is this picture of myself.” Santa says, “Let me see it, then.” So Banta gives the mirror to the cop Santa , who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You can go now.”
