Santa SMS FUN ENGLISH SMS HINDI SMS INDIA
Why does Santa has T.G.I.F. written on his shoes?
Toes go in first.
How did Santa explain how his helicopter crashed?
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.
Santa : I was born in the Punjab
Banta : Oh really, what part?
Santa : All of me, silly.
Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?