An Englishman, an American, and Santa were called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman said, ‘I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer.’
BUZZZZZ went the lie detector.
‘OK,’ he said, ‘10 bottles.’ And the machine was silent. ,
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The American said, ‘I think I can eat 15 hamburgers.’
BUZZZZZ went the lie detector.
‘Alright, 8 hamburgers.’ And the machine was silent.
Santa said, ‘I think …’
BUZZZZZ went the machine!
