Santa banta Hansi SMS Majaq Jokes
Q: Why did NASA hired Santa ?
A: They are doing research on black holes and empty space.
Q: What did the Santa do when he missed the 66 Bus?
A: He took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: What does Star Trek’s Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on Santa ?
A: Space. The final frontier………
Q: How do you measure Santa’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.