Punjabi Santa Drinking joke sms message

Punjabi Santa Drinking joke sms message
Santa was travelling in an international flight
Drinks were served on flight and santa opted for whiskey
Air hostess asked “water or Soda ?”
Santa Replied “nothing ”
After 5-6 shots of drinks, Air hostess asked ” Sir ,Why do not you add something with whiskey”
Santa Replied ” Ji itna paani to moonh mein whiskey dekh ke hi AA jata hai”