Fresh Santa banta SMS jokes
Santa,banta dono bhai same class me they
Teacher:Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?
Brothers: Madam tusi Fir kahoge Ki nakal maar li
It’s with tremendous sadness that I report a Santa has lost 95% of his brains….yes, his wife just died.
Santa was driving down the highway when he read a sign saying, “Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles.”
He was really late for his appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean.
While waiting at a crossing for the light to change.
Santa Saw a buzzing Light .
Puzzled he asked Banta why the signal was buzzing. When he was told that it was to let blind people know when the light was red, he replied, ” Blind people Gaddi Drive hi kyon karde hain ?”